top of page

Cocaine Bear

  • Writer: Daniel
    Daniel
  • Mar 2, 2023
  • 1 min read

What have The Barden Bellas and a black bear on Class A drugs got in common you ask?

Elizabeth Banks follows the brilliant Pitch Perfect trilogy (and her Charlie's Angels reboot) with a film that, to all intents and purposes, should be a slam dunk with a trailer that got some feverish word of mouth.

An embellished (very embellished) story of a drug drop gone wrong which resulted in a bear consuming a fatal amount of cocaine, the film is an 80’s B-movie pastiche trying to capitalise on the current horror-comedy boom.

Unfortunately, it’s almost too good a pastiche ending up so close to the ‘so bad its good’ genre it tries to emulate that it’s just bad; neither that funny or scary.

It’s destined to be a cult classic, but not in the same way as something like a Hot Tub Time Machine or Wet Hot American Summer.

Some scenes hint at the greatness that could have been achieved with one involving a stand off round a pavilion particularly laugh-out-loud.

It’s a shame as a stacked cast definitely know what type of film they’re in, the 80’s filled soundtrack is a blast and it’s filmed well too.

A film you’ll want to like but that just doesn’t work despite the no-brainer premise.

Talcum powder.

2 stars **

 
 
 

Recent Posts

See All
Eternity

Eternity is a film with a great idea that doesn’t quite reach the sum of its parts. It’s a common thing. The hook is so good that you expect everything else just to fall into place. Unfortunately, it’

 
 
 
Wicked: For Good

Cinema box offices look to be getting another shot in the arm with the release of Wicked: For Good and it certainly proves the value in filming sequels back to back. It’s a great encore and finish to

 
 
 
Nuremberg

It’d be easy to assume that Nuremberg, at two and a half hours, would feel like the sort of thing you’d have to sit through in history class. A worthy but rather weighty endeavour. The reality? This i

 
 
 

Comments


 

THIS BLOG claims no credit for any images posted on this site unless otherwise noted. Images on this blog are copyright to its respectful owners. If there is an image appearing on this blog that belongs to you and do not wish for it appear on this site, please E-mail with a link to said image and it will be promptly removed.

 

© Copyright 2015 by Daniel Oldfield. Proudly created with Wix.com

bottom of page