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The Theory of Everything
So we kick off 2015's film reviews with the latest Stephen Hawking biopic: The Theory Of Everything. Apparently, this is almost the twin brother of Benedict Cumberbatch's Hawking TV movie so I guess if you've seen that you probably don't need to worry with this. If you're looking to gain some more knowledge on this incredible figure then the film certainly highlights some interesting biographical points but there's not nearly enough science here to make sense of Hawking's aca
Jan 5, 2015
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies is the weakest of the Hobbit movies thus far. That's not too much of a bad thing as the others were five star epics which built on the legacy Peter Jackson created with the Lord of the Rings, but this just falls a little short. A large part of this is down to the lack of source material for this movie (Tolkien's one line on the battle not quite sufficient enough for a two and a half hour film) and this is noticeable compared with the
Dec 17, 2014
Films of the Year 2014
Time to create more controversy and debate with the top 10 films of the year (only films with a UK cinema release between Jan 1st and Dec...
Dec 3, 2014
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 and the dreaded 'splitting the last book into two movies to make a bit more dollar' scenario. Yes, that's a cynical viewpoint and, yes, it does mean fans aren't annoyed at any content left out of the final movie but, actually, Mockingjay is the book which needs the least amount of time in this series. I would much rather this detail was thrown into the first movie as there's quite a lot of scenes which feel like they've been promoted from
Nov 26, 2014
The Drop
The Drop is yet another gritty, ambiguously set, grey weather, American gangster movie. To be honest, you could probably end the review there and know whether it's for you or not. Better than Walk Among The Tombstones but not as good as Drive, this is an enjoyable noir with a nicely developing plot and strong character performances. Tom Hardy is always incredible and keeps that up here, James Gandolfini is, classically, the perfect blend of loveable and violent in his final p
Nov 26, 2014
Interstellar
Interstellar is one of the year's most anticipated. Christopher Nolan has created such a reputation that the run up to this has eclipsed some of the massive, big hitting, traditional blockbusters in terms of hype. This is very much not a traditional blockbuster. Almost completely devoid of action and at a hefty three hours Nolan takes his classic 'turning-fantasy-into-reality' approach. What is effectively a post-apocalyptic, 2001-esque, 'humans living in space' movie is expl
Nov 26, 2014
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film is better than it has any right to be and is dressed up like a Phase 1 Marvel film. That means utter predictability and lumpen dialogue but this is a laugh. It does completely steal the plotline from the first Amazing Spider-Man movie and Empire are correct in saying that the turtles look slightly like shrivelled up versions of the Expendables cast (and the less said about the shocking CGI of Splinter the better.) Megan Fox doesn't ha
Nov 3, 2014
The Maze Runner
The Maze Runner almost needs to be awarded two different star ratings. One for those who've read James Dashner's source novel and those that are going in fresh. This is the next Hunger Games and knows it, it hits all the same notes and thrives on its young and mostly new cast. It's set to become a massive franchise similar to Suzanne Collins' finest and, like those movies, I hope the second Maze Runner takes a step up from this one. The problem here is the length. It's actual
Oct 27, 2014
Gone Girl
Gone Girl is one of the most anticipated films of the year with uncontrollable levels of hype. This is somewhat peculiar because it's a standalone movie based on a crime novel and with only one big name lead (albeit a massive Director in David Fincher.) I'll cut to the chase and you'll be pleased to hear that this delivers on all that talk. Now, I haven't read Gillian Flynn's novel I will admit (although I will now!) but, unlike other similar movies like The Girl With The Dra
Oct 9, 2014
A Walk Among the Tombstones
A Walk Among the Tombstones is yet another action thriller pitting Liam Neeson in a role where he has to 'find and kill somebody.' Yes, this isn't the most original premise in the world and it's going to have to compete with the upcoming Tak3n but I would be very surprised if that surpasses this. Taking the current trend for basic camera work, seedy streets and 'setting everything at night and at some undetermined point in time somewhere in the 90's' (I'm blaming Drive for st
Oct 9, 2014
Sex Tape
Sex Tape is a rather awful premise in the first place: 'couple record sex tape and accidentally share the file to a number of iPads they were able to give away because the husband "gets them all the time" for his job.' I would love to know just how much money Apple have given over to this project. Not a scene goes by without a mention to the brand or a logo and there's even one terrible moment where Jason Segal picks up an iPad flung from a window only to declare that: "the b
Oct 9, 2014
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
Sin City: A Dame To Kill For is one of the most anticipated movies of the year for this writer. The first film is way up there in my 'all time favourites' list and a solid 5 stars and, unfortunately, this instalment falls a little way off the original. First, the good points and this film gives satisfying prequel and sequel strands to these characters. You see early Dwight and his ties to Old Town with a marvellous Eva Green as his former femme-fatale and then you see how Nan
Aug 29, 2014
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