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Godzilla
Godzilla isn't quite as epic as the trailer would have you believe. Rather than the Cloverfield-esque creepy horror B-Movie it appears, this instead delivers the first traditional (i.e. non-superhero) summer blockbuster. It's all very Jurassic Park to begin with: exotic locations, scientists, marvellous scenery shots and the like but it just takes too much time to get going. Also, when it does, the movie is much less about the titular lizard and more about some other prehisto
May 26, 2014
Bad Neighbours
Bad Neighbours will make you feel old. Casting Seth Rogen in a role where he's a father and angry at the partying, drug taking students next door really hits home how fast time goes. Thankfully, it makes no difference to his acting persona and he's still his incredible self and steals every scene in the film. Credit must therefore go to one time High School Musical floppy haired heartthrob Zac Efron who more than stands up to Rogen and plays his part superbly. Unfortunately,
May 17, 2014
Pompeii
Pompeii has to be a contender for the most frustrating film of the year. What is a great concept and incredible location gets lost searching for what type of film it wants to be. Part love story, part political drama, part gladiator action and part disaster movie it's too short to play all these parts successfully and so a lot is left unanswered and unfulfilled. The romance blossoms way too quickly and there is a lot of meaty historical context that is skimmed over. The other
May 7, 2014
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is a difficult one to review. Building on the first film in every conceivable way, it's the classic 'more is more' approach from Sony and Marvel. The new tracking cameras for Spidey's web slinging is Gravity-esque and remarkably stunning (especially in IMAX) and really gives you a feeling of being in his shoes. The villains are better, as to be expected, and pose more of a threat although Jamie Foxx's Electro does go from Spidey-obsessive to supervill
Apr 21, 2014
Noah
Noah, considering the rather short story it is based on, is long. Bum-achingly long. Darren Aronofsky takes his fascination with delving into the human psyche to new depths as he investigates just what goes through a man's mind when tasked with standing by as the entire human race is destroyed. It has more in common stylistically with Aronofsky's most bizarre movie The Fountain than it does with his most famous (Black Swan) and, strangely enough, has a similar feel and colour
Apr 9, 2014
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Captain America: The Winter Soldier is another triumph for Marvel's Phase 2 films. Building from the first Captain America rather than The Avengers the movie takes on the tone of a thriller rather than a traditional superhero flick. Cap' is only a (super strong) man after all and doesn't have the rather more super abilities of his Avenger's cohorts. As such, hand to hand combat is the film's forte, bolstered by Scarlett Johansson's irresistible Black Widow. Unfortunately, Ste
Mar 28, 2014
300: Rise of an Empire
300: Rise of an Empire (surely they missed a trick by not calling it 302?!) tries so desperately hard to top the original. Dials are set firmly to 11 so expect more severed heads and waves of blood than you can shake the proverbial stick at. The idea of a 'side-sequel' is a great one. We start with Xerxes' story, cross over with King Leonidas' 300 and move past that to events after that legendary battle. However the ending of the original film is completely forgotten in lieu
Mar 18, 2014
Need for Speed
Seems strange but Need For Speed is actually a decent adaptation of the videogame. It's almost a direct port: pink slips, cop chases, mysterious race organisers and all. Unfortunately it also transfers over the game's lack of story. You can count the number of good videogame films on the hand of someone who's had all their fingers cut off (Wreck-It Ralph and Scott Pilgrim don't count because they weren't existing franchises) but this kind of works if you go into it with the v
Mar 14, 2014
Gravity
Gravity is a rollercoaster. If you want to see the absolute maximum that mankind can do with the cinema format then look no further than this critics and Oscar darling. As a visual spectacle this goes further than you could possibly imagine. However, I'm not sure the motion sickness-inducing tracking shots would have quite the same effect away from the three storey high perfection of the IMAX screen. Marvellous acting, direction and the rest of it but certainly an over-use of
Mar 3, 2014
Last Vegas
Last Vegas is much more than 'The Hang-Over50's' it's billed as in the trailer. Forgoing the obvious 'ow my back' jokes in favour of genuine comedy and banter that could only come from lifetime friends the film has so much heart and plenty of emotion. Sure, the cliches of a Vegas based romantic-ish comedy are all there but a cast with Michael Douglas, Robert De Niro and Morgan Freeman can sell them better than most. It's charming and enjoyable, if a little short on laugh out
Mar 3, 2014
The Lego Movie
The Lego Movie, rest assured, is like all the best animated films and isn't best left for the under-five in your life. Genuinely funny and visually incredible (the film is entirely CGI but subtle enough to appear like stop motion) the wild tangents and insane characters are enough to distract from the rather obvious hand holding plot (well what did you expect from a kid's movie.) The only downside is not that the main characters are originals but that the cameos that do appea
Feb 26, 2014
Inside Llewyn Davis
Inside Llewyn Davis is a major departure for the Coen Brothers. Focussing on a down and out couch surfer (maybe not such a major departure there) the film follows a struggling folk musician through a week of his life. Certainly not for everyone due to its slow pace and use of full song performances but notable for some incredible performances (Oscar Isaac is capable of making us feel compassion for this selfish character) and brilliant music. Not what you'd expect from the Co
Feb 4, 2014
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